爆笑的英语脑筋急转弯合集

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导读： 爆笑的英语脑筋急转弯 1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破？)Silence. (沉默)2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗？)No, the.....

爆笑的英语脑筋急转弯合集

爆笑的英语脑筋急转弯

1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破？)

Silence. (沉默)

2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗？)

No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。)

3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降？)

Your age. (你的年龄)

4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？)

He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)

5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？)

Because someone will give her away. (因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)

6. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？)

It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)

7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么？)

The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)

8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么？)

A whole world. (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)

9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的`男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？)

They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)

10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物？)

Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)

11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么？)

Because is a pigbot. (那是潜水艇。pigbot，潜水艇)

14. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么？)

The river bank。(河岸。)

15. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月？)

March。(行军。)

爆笑脑筋急转弯

1.红螃蟹与黑螃蟹赛跑谁跑的快

答案:当然是黑螃蟹快啦! 红螃蟹都煮熟了, 不然怎麽成红的哩!

2. 地球爆炸时，什麽地方最安全？

答案:地狱,最危险的地方就是最安全的地方.

3.什么菜永远煮不熟？

答案:生菜

4.世界上什么菜放多少盐也不咸

答案:甜菜

5:某富翁的'左右邻居都养狗，一到晚上，这二条狗就吠叫不停。无法忍受这种折磨的富翁，便出搬家费一百万元，希望左右邻居搬走。的确，两个邻居是连狗一起搬家了，但是一到夜晚，富翁还是可听到完全相同的狗吠声。这是为什么

答案:两邻居互相调了房子

爆笑脑筋急转弯

1:放大镜不能放大的东西是什么？
[答案]角度

2:什么样的轮子只转不走？
[答案]风车的轮子

3:狐狸精最擅长迷惑男人,那么什么"精"男女一起迷?
[答案]酒精

4:一对健康的.夫妇,为什么会生出没有眼睛的婴儿?
[答案]鸡生蛋

5:林老生大手术后换了一个人工心脏。病好了后,她的女友却马上提出分手,为什么会这样?
[答案]变心了

6:如果明天就是世界末日，为什么今天就有人想自杀？
[答案]去天堂占位子

爆笑脑筋急转弯大全

21.哪项比赛是往后跑的? (答案：拔河)

22.你的爸爸的妹妹的堂弟的表哥的爸爸与你叔叔的儿子的嫂子是什么关系? (答案：亲戚关系)

23.牙医靠什么吃饭? (答案：嘴巴)

24.明明是个近视眼，也是个出名的馋小子，在他面前放一堆书，书后放一个苹果，你说他会先看什么? (答案：什么都看不见)

25.一个不会游泳的人掉进了水里却没有淹死，为什么? (答案：穿着救生衣)

26.用什么可以解开所有的谜? (答案：迷底)

27.两只狗赛跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到终点时，哪只狗出汗多? (答案：狗不会出汗)

28.楚楚的生日在三月三十日，请问是哪年的三月三十日? (答案：每年的`三月三十日)

29.哪儿的海不产鱼?(答案：辞海)

30.迄今为止，你所见到的最大的影子是什么? (答案：黑夜，哪是地球的影子)

1.什么样的路不能走?...(答案：我不告诉你答案).

2.小波比的一举一动都离不开绳子,为什么?(答案：小波比是木偶,(这都不懂))

3.小王是一名优秀士兵，一天他在站岗值勤时，明明看到有敌人悄悄向他摸过来，为什么他却睁一只眼闭一只眼？ (答案：他正在瞄准)

4.一学生把硬币抛向空中：正面朝上就去看电影，背面朝上就去打台球，如果硬币立起来，就他妈去学习。 (答案：去学习)

5.两只狗赛跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到终点时，哪只狗出汗多? (答案：狗不会出汗)

6.有种动物，大小像只猫，长相又像虎，这是什么动物? (答案：小老虎) 7

7.猴子每分钟能掰一个玉米，在果园里，一只猴子5分钟能掰几个玉米? (答案：没掰到一个)

8.一溜（提示：注意谐音）三棵树，要拴10匹马，只能拴单不能拴双? (答案：请问怎样栓)

9.世上什么东西比天更高? (答案：心比天高)

10.什么贵重的东西最容易不翼而飞? (答案：人造卫星)

11.三个金鑫，三个水叫淼，三个人叫众，那么三个鬼应该叫什么? (答案：叫救命)

12.胖妞生病时，最怕别人来探病时说什么? (答案：多保重身体)

13.什么东西比乌鸦更讨厌? (答案：乌鸦嘴)

14.孔子是我国最伟大的什么家? (答案：老人家)

15.睡美人最怕的是什么? (答案：失眠)

16.小明对小华说：我可以坐在一个你永远也坐不到的地方！他坐在哪里? (答案：小华的身上)

17.不管长得多像的双胞胎,都会有人分得出来,这人是谁?(答案：他们自己)

18.世界上除了火车啥车最长? (答案：塞车)

19.有一个人一年才上一天班又不怕被解雇他是谁? (答案：圣诞老人)

20.拿鸡蛋撞石头鸡蛋为何不烂? (答案：拿着鸡蛋撞石头当然不会烂)

英语脑筋急转弯

脑筋急转弯(一)
1) what month do soldiers hate?
2) how many feet are there in a yard?
3) why is an empty purse always the same?
4) what book has the most stirring chapters?
5) what kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?
6) what is the smallest room in the world?
7) what kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?
8) how do we know the ocean is friendly?
9) which can move faster, heat or cold?
10) why is the library the highest building?
keys:
1)march (三月，行军)
2) it depends on how many people stand in the yard. (码，院子)
3) there is no change in it. (零钱，变化)
4) a cook book. (动人的，搅拌的)
5) hot dog. (热狗)
6) mushroom. (蘑菇)
7) drink well water. (井水，健康的)
8) it waves. (起波浪，招手致意)
9) heat, because you can catch cold. (追上冷，患感冒)
10) it has the most stories. (故事，（楼）层)
脑筋急转弯(二)
（1） ---- who is closer to you， your mom or your dad ? (爸爸和妈妈谁和你更近？）?
―― mom is closer because dad is father.?
（2）---- what fruit is never found singly ? (什么水果永远不会是单个的？）?
―― a pear.?
（3）---- why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the fortunes ? (年轻人为什么不愿意和福琼家女儿约会？）?
―― because she is miss fortune.?
注: 以上脑筋急转弯泛采用了同音词（homonyms）:
（1）“father”（父亲）与“farther”（更远）
（2）“pear”（梨）音同“pair”（一对），
（3）“miss fortune”音同“misfortune”（不幸）
（4）why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(为什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的东西？）?
――because it is matchless.?
（5）why did little tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小汤姆为什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里？）?
――because he enjoyed cool music.?
（6）what stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么东西即使放在冰箱里也热？）
? ――pepper.?
注: 以上脑筋急转弯大量运用了双关语（puns）：
（4）“matchless”既可理解为“没有火柴的'”，又可理解为“举世无双的，无可匹敌的”；
（5）“cool”可表示“冷的、凉的”，也可指“棒、时髦、美妙的”；
（6）“hot”有两个意思："热"、"辣"。?
（7）what kind of table has no legs??―a timetable.??
（8）what month do soldiers hate？ ?―march.??
（9）why is a peacock the best story teller? ―because it always has a beautiful tail.?
（10）which runs faster， heat or cold??―heat，because you can catch a cold.?
（11）why does time fly? ―because many people are trying to kill it.?
（12）what eight-letter word has only one letter in it? ―envelope.?
（13）what word is pronounced wrong， even by the best of scholars? ―the word“wrong”.?
（14）where does harvest come before work?―in a dictionary.?
（15）why is the letter e so important?―because it is the beginning of everything.?

英语绕口令大全爆笑

　　英语绕口令大全爆笑

　　1、Please, Paul, pause for applause.

　　2、"Shall I show you the shop for shoes and shirts?" Shirley said to Shelley.

　　3、Do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea?

　　4、Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.

　　5、Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.

　　6、Paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.

　　7、I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.

　　8、 A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.

　　9、It is a fine thing to sing in spring, I think.

　　10、Famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.

　　11、I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of Jazz.

　　12、In winter the weather in Wales is wild.

　　13、I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

　　14、Mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.

　　15、Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

　　16、The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick.

　　17、Dry august and warm doth harvest no harm.

　　18、The cuckoo comes in April, and stays the month of May; sings a song AT midsummer, and then goes away.

　　19、Money the best friend of the masses, the support of the classes, the aim of the lasses, the ruin of the asses.

　　20、Avery's army's armory.

　　21、"What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice.

　　22、If assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me .

　　23、Are Archie and Audrey's archery arrows as arty as Artie's archery arrows?

　　24、Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs.

　　25、All Al's sly allies lie. All al's sly allies lie. All al's sly allies lie.

　　26、The small ball did fall from the top of the tall wall.

　　27、Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building.(www.7l6.cn)

　　28、I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes.

　　29、If two witches watched two watches,which witch would watch which watch?

　　30、Betty Botter：Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter And made her batter bitter. But a bit of better butter Makes batter better. So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter, Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.

英语脑筋急转弯2

1．What is it that is white and black and red all over？

2．What table do we see in the fields？

3．What is that which goes up the hill and down the hill and yet stands still？

4．Why are fixed stars like pens，ink and paper？

5．Why are the tallest people the laziest？

6．How can we change a lady into a boy？

7．What kind of animal will become larger when its head is cut？

8．Where can we always find money when we look for it？

英文英语脑筋急转弯

英文英语脑筋急转弯(六)
1) if you drop a white hat into the red sea, what does it become?
2) who earns a living by driving his customers away?
3) what starts with e, ends with e and only has one letter?
4) where do you find giant snails?
answer
<1> wet
<2> taxi driver
<3> an envelope
<4> on the ends of their fingers
脑筋急转弯(七)　
1. why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？
2. why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？
3. why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃？
4、why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？
5、why don't women get bald as soon as men?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？
6、what can pierce one's ears without a hole?什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？
7. what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么？
8. why does time fly?时间为何飞逝？
9. where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？
　 keys:
1. they make a little food go a long way.因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的'路才能咽下去。
2. they don't want to be hot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。
3. he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
4、the cold war is over.冷战结束了。
5、because women wear hire longer.因为女人头发留得长。
6、noice.噪音。
7. smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
8. to get away from all those who are trying to kill it.为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。

英语脑筋急转弯大全

脑筋急转弯(三)
q: where does afternoon come before morning in the world ?
a: in the dictionary.
q: why don't you take the bus home?
a: because my home is not that big.
q: why is the letter e so important?
a: because it's the beginning of everything!
q: why are the letter g and letter s in "gloves" close to each other?
a: because there is love between them!
q: what letter is an animal?
a: it's the letter b!
q: what letter is a question?
a: it's the letter y.
q: how do you feel today?
a: with my hands, of course!
q: how can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
a: take a longer rope and compare with it!
q: what can you tell from peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
a: he didn't cheat!
q: what does everybody do at the same time?
a: grow old!
q: what resembles half a pie?
a: the other half!
脑筋急转弯(四)
1. who works only one day in a year butnever gets fired?
谁一年只上一天班却不会被开除？
2. why does the statue of lib-erty stand in new york harbou?
自由女神为何矗立在纽约港湾？
3 why doi birds fly south?
鸟为什么往南飞?
4 when can you go as fast as aracing car?
什么时候你能像跑车一样快？
keys:
1. santa claus. 圣诞老人.
2. because it can't sit down. 因为它不能坐下.
3. it's too far to walk. 走着去太远了.
4. when you're in it. 当你坐在跑车里时.
脑筋急转弯(五)
1. why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱？
2. why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？
3. why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃？
4、why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了？
5、why dont women get bald as soon as men?为什么总是男人比女人先秃头？
6、what can pierce ones ears without a hole?什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔？
7. whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么？
8. why does time fly?时间为何飞逝？
9. where can a dog get another tail?狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？
keys:
1. they make a little food go a long way.因为它们脖子长，一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。
2. they dont want to be hot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。
3. hes making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
4、the cold war is over.冷战结束了。
5、because women wear hire longer.因为女人头发留得长。
6、noice.噪音。
7. smiles. because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。
8. to get away from all those who are trying to kill it.为的是甩掉所有要谋杀它的人。
9. at a retail store.在零售商店。

爆笑的英语脑筋急转弯合集